it’s almost time
IT IS AUGUST
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
I remember you.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
god dammit jerry
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
You run until you die
Well you’re not wrong
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER
This is the thing that will keep me up at night until the Blood of Olympus comes out
A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.
#'Hey Steve how about this: I put your suit you put mine and we will', #'No Johnny', #'Oh come on Steve don't be so serious about life it'll be hillarious', #'Johnny I said no', #'Tony was right you are grumply old man who doesn't know how to have fun',
This just in: MCU fandom handles double-casting 150000% better than Whovians.
“i just fucking wanted the one”
it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob
Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on